The free starting point
Get roasted. Leave with a plan.
Submit your resume or LinkedIn profile with your target role. Get a short, human-reviewed roast and three concrete fixes by email or as a shareable image.
Career services. With a little heat.
Your resume deserves
a reality check.
A funny, kind resume roast that calls out the fluff—and gives you three ways to fix it. Ready to go further? Turn the feedback into a proper rewrite.
Roast the document. Never the person.
The CV Sizzle recipe
A little wit. A lot of useful.
Less hype.
More honesty.
Every roast human-reviewed Shared only with your permission Useful fixes, not job guarantees
From vague to valuable
Keep the experience.
Lose the fluff.
For first-time applicants, career switchers, and anyone whose resume still says “results-driven.” Start with feedback. Upgrade only when you want help putting it into words.
Resume rewrite
Make your experience make sense.
Trade vague responsibilities for clear achievements. A full rewrite focuses your story on the role you want, without inventing credentials or numbers.
LinkedIn & cover letters
Take the story beyond your CV.
Give your LinkedIn headline and About section a clearer voice, or build a cover letter that connects your experience to a specific opportunity.
Our privacy promise: no public sharing without clear permission, and submitted files are deleted when the work is done. AI-assisted feedback is checked by a person before delivery.
Choose your next move
Feedback first. Polish next.
The roast is free. Paid help is optional. Available services and their current prices appear below.
Resume Roast
A short roast + three practical fixes. No obligation to buy a rewrite.
Better documents, not guaranteed interviews or job offers. Your experience stays yours.
Time to turn up the clarity
Less buzzword.
More you.
You’ve done the work. Let’s help your resume show it.